So delusional

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Everyone, save yourselves. Once I'm in 'Homestuck' fandom  I see that Homestuck-tards are every-effing-everywhere. For example, every single one watched Simon Curtis' song because of JohnKat vid. The world is on the verge of extinction.

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Anyway, I haven't slept a wink, still have a Jack's shit instead of a mountful of well done work (ahahaha, because we all know that no matter how hard you try, if you can't, you can't) and even if I'm still trying to control it, control is all around me and in everyone else's brains, only not mine. Jegus.

Oh, and have I mentioned that I started swearing much more since I started reading 'Homestuck'?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I CAN'T MOTHERFUCKING BELIEVE THAT I DIDN'T.



I think this is the only downgrade of reading this comic. A whole lot of swearing suddenly becomes normal.

I feel high. I mentioned previously that this week is gonna be a killer and I'm so sure of it now like I wasn't before. Because hell be damned if I get a wink of sleep in the next 65 hours.

*hysterical laughter*

We're done for. Because hell if I'm going down alone. A certain man taught me that's a lot funnier when you drag people into it no matter if they want it or not.



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SPOILERS.

OMG SPOILERS

SO MANY OF THEM

SPOILERING THE HECK OUTTA EVERYTHING

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

So... you probably had been wondering why I wasn't popping up another flipped out journal about the newest update. It's because it's about Jake and Dirk, and why Dirk is the manliest gay alive and is making fandom grabbing the towel all the time (and boy, he wouldn't be himself if he didn't do it now), I mostly missed out on Alpha kids once I read the comic the first time, so I have no real opinion on this (but I'm slowly rereading the comic again; so many things make so much more sense now; AW3SOM!).

Either way, yesterday I was having an emotional wreckage about the ships I ship (and boy, do I and Nep share this trait like crazy) and it came to me that I never really made a rant about ships (and I love ranting about such useless stuff - you know it) of Homestuck, so I can as well do it now (it's-not-like-I'm-up-to-the-neck-with-work-right-now-nuh-uh-procrastination-aaaalll-the-way-down-here).

So, as you've probably noticed, I jumped the PBJ ship and I rock with it with all the shaneningans that are happening right now; it's a crazy ride, because I swear, when I discovered Tavros, my ovaries went more and more on skyrocketing journey and by now I keep having urges to sweep him away from the story and hide him in a cozy tissue box and shower him with candies and read him 'Peter Pan' until neighbours will go crazy from hearing upon 'yarrr!' of Hook all the time.

DA FUQ - someone will ask; yeah, I'm aware of that the insanity hit me hard. I mean, Tavros is just a made up bunch of pixels that's more or less just as crazy as the whole crew in this madmadness vertigo Hussie threw at us out of sudden and with all intentions. The problem is that 'Homestuck' is a cruel story that will rip your heart out and will start dancing on it upon every whim of it's author. Reading it is like pure BDSM and believe me, none of the readers is allowed to hold a whip.



So yeah, here's Tavros Nitram, a designed after Rufio from 'Hook' (and I swear to god it's true; wanna hear something funny? Dante Basco, the actor from the 'Hook' that played Rufio is now reading 'Homestuck'; it's like... real life inception, or something. I don't even...) handicapped wheechair rider troll who is supposed to be representing Taurus zodiac sign.



And yes, he is as cute as he looks. And even more.

CLICHE - some will say - THERE'S THOUSAND OF SUCH CUTE UNHARMING CHARACTERS ALL AROUND. Maybe so, the problem is where do you find'em. Tavros is a survivor among the troll society, one of the most cruel races that are out there, where ripping sb's arm is a normal occurence on a daily basis and finding 'your desitined hater' is one of the basics of survival in the adulthood. And yet, he cannot bring himself to hate anyone even if he - from most of the trolls - truly has a reason to do so. I mean, his and Vriska's relationship is one of the most cruel relationships if you consider the things she does to him.

AH YEAH - some may pipe up - THE USUAL BULLY TSUNDERE AND PATHETIC WIMP PAIRING. THIS CAN BE CUTE ONCE THEY COME TO TERMS.

Yeah, well; I'm not a fan of 'bully/bullied' relationships, no matter if it a bullying bad guy and a shy girl or a shy nerdy boy and a loudmouth girl, a closeted homosexual guy/gal and an innocent guy/girl who has no idea what's going on. It's just unhealthy; I will take the most boring romance with flowers and candy boxes and stargazing over the most interesting rocky relationship where one side, unable to come to terms with his/her own insecurities, has to kick the other to bring her/his attention to himself/herself. Even resolved relationship remind me of a Stockholm syndrome; if a person cannot deal with himself, after the sweet 'first love aura' is gone, you will be bullying the hell outta your husband/wife again. Good luck on your way to divorce, there's so many unhappy children on this world already.

But okay, let's say that Homestuck cannot go without the bitchy girl and a geeky boy who plays Pokemon Fiduspawn all day. Hooray, every title out there, since ancient ages (suddenly Polish-you-wouldn't-get-it-without-me-explaining-shit-in-three-pages-worth-nothiing-essay: innymi słowy, od czasów Sienkiewicza i jeszcze wcześniej, ale jak ktoś zauważył, Sienkiewicz ładnie załapał koncept tsunderki. NO BO BABY TO JUŻ TAKIE SĄ; niestety, muszę przyznać temu rację, chociaż sama w życiu nie będę bić faceta torbą po głowie by zwrócił na mnie uwagę; zważywszy, że noszę tam blaszki/tonowy blok i dziesięć butelek z toksycznymi chemikaliami, rzecz jasna, nie chcę iść do paki za nieumyślny mord) ships bitch/idiot suddenly. The problem is, as like at some it's acceptable to some extent (Goku/Chichi anyone? Or maybe you want your Twilight romance, aka Minato/Kushina? People love them because that's the best they can get from all the worst that's around), Vriska/Tavros simply goes beyond anything acceptable.
Just to count up that straight:
-she bullies him on a daily basis;
-pushes him off a cliff which crushes his spine and makes him handicapped so he is grounded to the wheelchair;
-even then she ridicules him for it all the time;
-tries to seduce him on a whim, but when the whole thing doesn't work out, she regresses into even worse agression;
-she kills him;

On top of that there's this screwed up behavior:



Yeah, because it's so not your fault from pushing him off that cliff, Vriska. Never. Apologize for not having a stronger spine, Tavros.

WHAT THE F- IS WRONG WITH YOU.



Oh, and probably some of you might stand up saying that she has softer side and that she apologizes for it and she does all that to just build up confidence in him and that she is a troubled girl who cannot even get a single friend even if she tries so hard...

You know what? I'M NOT SURPRISED SHE CANNOT GET A FRIEND IF HER IDEA OF HELP CONTAINS BEATING YOUR SELF-ESTEEM WITH A BASEBALL BAT. And so what that she apologizes? Once Tavros gets to be shy unconfident thing again she will once again dump living nightmare on him because of how annoyed she is by it. People rage about how little balls Tavros had for not killing her when she begged for it and I say that it suited her right. Gamzee does a hell lot of better job with this with just getting Tav to rap with him, even if Tavros sucks at it hard and probably is one of the worst adds on to Juggalo's master-rapping techniques (and if Gamzee could match Dave, I'm sure he so good at it he would sweep the scene like Eminem did in the beginning of his career).



That's how you do it. With lowering yourself to your smaller bro so he can try to get a hold of you and stand up on his own instead of kicking him when he can't stand up fast enough.

And talking about that... why PBJ?

Because if I can't go and hug Tav myself (lol) then I want someone else to do a job for me. And believe it or not, Gamzee is doing more than perfect job for this. As far as I've been in fandoms, I can tell that shipping goes it's always more or less about bed matters, because heck, it's a large part of love life so why wouldn't it be. But for once, a pairing doesn't take the lime in it, instead basking in pure understanding of each other an acceptance despite the flaws, so:



Tavros can't walk? Who the hell cares, Gamzee loves goofing around and he is gonna have hell lot of fun with that too.



It's simply a thing that doesn't need much of explanation: to be happy you have to have someone who accepts you for what/who you are with all your flaws. And if he/she can even find something cool to do with it when nobody else does, it's the best thing out there is. I think Tav deserves having such a person, and Gamz, besides being a complete chill at this and keeping Tav around for all he does, including the rapping sessions and whole pie shanenigans. Of course, this works both ways, even if it's more subtle from Gamzee's side - but since his lusus is a nonexistant guide, he needs a caring hand and if there's any troll out there who can be caring, it's Tavros.



Of course, there's the whole dark side of this relationship too, because Andrew Hussie wouldn't be himself and Homestuck wouldn't be Homestuck if the whole thing wouldn't be dark and screwed up with something.



(I swear, this pic is one of the most mild ones that are out there...)

Gives me mixed feelings. But hey, Gam is one of the most screwed up beings since Dilandau (Raito and Lelouch were nowhere up that high on the crazy). Shit is expected to go down. Tav still refuses to address the whole Jugallo thing in the canon so it's to be taken with a grain of salt.

...now, I think I should address EriSol...



...but I don't have time. Five hours to save the world, fffff-

(I swear, this week is gonna be a killer. Thinking about it makes my skin crawl).

So, rant about air fresheners is gonna be put out another timeXD Until then, peeps!

*jumped Summoner and flew away*

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Kilka słów: nie studiujcie w dwóch miastach jak możecie tego nie robić.

Tyle ogółem. Nihil novi.


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(sama prawda)

And btw, PBJ shippers - CALM YOUR TITS (as many said already). Tav can befriend anyone whom the hell he wants. The truth is that Gamz unexpected acts are so confusing it's weird he is actually not flipping ashen at him.


Yeah, wouldn't have a thing against Vris becoming his moriail. Aradia did shitty job of this so far.

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Mogę się teraz już posługiwać swoim naturalnym narzeczem? :>